my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
“No one plays Mass Effect and says ‘whoa, this violence. It’s really inflaming my inner serial killer.’ No, they play Mass Effect and then they cry.” —Douglas Murray (via fuckyeahdouglasquotes)