I'm the best there is at what I do.

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marfmellow:

my mom would yell at us and then ask

did I stutter?

and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter

and her response was 

THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE

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rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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“No one plays Mass Effect and says ‘whoa, this violence. It’s really inflaming my inner serial killer.’ No, they play Mass Effect and then they cry.” —Douglas Murray (via fuckyeahdouglasquotes)

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gingerhaze:

this actually happened

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